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Eerie Vs Scary Horror: Fragile Dreams Review

 These days if someone says Horror to you, you'll probably think of monsters jumping out suddenly in an attempt to scare the socks off the viewer, player, or reader.

However Japan at least still likes to unsettle the audience rather than scare the audience when it comes to horror, some of the time.

Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of The Moon is never scary, and only really creepy towards the end. For most part, it is more... eerie. And it does seem to have had an effect. It is a game that concentrates on provoking an emotional response, and if you can play the game all the way through, and listen to all the memory objects, then you must have a heart of stone or something.


It is hard to class what exactly the game is. You could call it a survival horror, but it really doesn't feel like it, specially with the levelling up. Also dying is actually kinda Hard until the last few bits of the game (curse you creepy doll people!) It feels more like a run of the mill Action RPG.

In many ways, it actually reminds me of Fallout 3, but aimed at a younger audience, a "My First Post-Apocalyptic Action RPG" if you will. The environment you go around in is "After the End of the World". You don't find out until late in the game what happened, but you are almost entirely alone in this world... you... and the Ghosts, that is. Rather than going for mutants or anything, this "After World's" main threat are "thought Entities" or more simply, Ghosts. The world is also extremely run down. In the game you explore a underground train station, a shopping mall, a theme park, a hotel, and one other location I will leave to you to discover. All eerily lonely. All completely run down, with some rather splendid detail, for a Wii game.

The gameplay isn't too impressive really. You run around the environment, hitting enemies with sticks for most of the time. Enemies can only be seen when you enter their area, though interestingly, you can hear them from a distance, through the Wiimote's speaker, which is certainly a nice touch. The way the torch works is also a good use of the wiimote, and adds a lot of atmosphere. However combat, which thankfully not wiggle based, is mostly tapping a over and over. There are a few different types of weapons, but it is really run of the mill stuff in terms of gameplay.

When exploring, enemies will drop items, and you will find items on the ground in set places. However, you only have a limited space to how things on your person, that increases as you progress through the game. The inventory shuffling to make room for everything is in a way a part of the game, but is one of those things that ranges from making the player feel clever, to exceedingly frustrated. It should also be noted that, until the first time you get to a camp fire to check them out, all items are mystery items that you can't recognise. Precious Gems are always mystery items until you get to a camp fire, though after the 3 time you see a certain enemy drop a T-Block item, you'll most likely have a good idea as to what you are picking up.

The game also seems to random decide things. Random enemy item drops are fine. However the random "Now your weapon breaks without any warning" is kinda irritating, as in the weapon that might decide it was broken all along when you first try to use it, thank you Mister Flash Blub. It fits really, since everything is in disrepair, and everything you try to use is old and in most cases, has been laying about the whole time (in strange brown paper packages). It is still annoying though.

Character and enemy design can be either really interesting, like the ghosts of children who appear was simply a pair of legs dressed in shorts who skip playfully around you, occasionally teasing you with with a cry of "Here I come" as they run over and kick you; to kinda dull and predictable, such as the dogs. Sure you eventually get a giant flaming dog, but... isn't that actually more cliche? All the characters are very interesting designs and personalities, though the time you spend with them tends to be sadly short.

The Story is strange... It feels very fairytale like, yet there are parts that are far from childish, and even disturb a full(?) grown adult like myself. I suppose it is simply a case that Japan has very different ideas what is safe for children than the West. The story really tugs at your heart strings a lot, and made me want to cry often during the course of the game. It makes no attempt to soften the blow of death, death has a very strong presence in this game. There are two kinds of story, see, one the actual story and plot of the game; and two, the story of those long gone, their memories imprinted on many of the non-random Mystery objects you find in the game, or Memory Items.

The Memory items are the games Audio Diaries. Seems every game has them these days. A Collectable that gives you story. Pick up a Memory item, and go to a camp fire, and sit down ready to listen to some of the really tear jerking stories left behind. They are read out with some good voice acting (at least the Japanese is). It is these that give the most interesting story. It is these that really hit the hardest. It is these that almost had me in tears the most. I managed to find all but one Memory Item. You will also search for every item with reckless abandon. 

The stories really do not pull any punches. Whatever happened to the world, people knew it was happening. The interactions between people are somehow both heart-warming and depressive. They leave you feeling very disturbed, and specially towards the end of the game, you really get drawn in as you want to find out what happened, to what else happened to those you just read a little about. Towards the end of the game, I was having late night, after late night playing this game.

The Game's endings answers some questions, but... leaves you with several loose ends. I still don't fully understand who the main character's Grandfather was, and while I have an idea what the strange ghost masks were, I have the feeling I am wrong, and that they were really not fully explained in this game, a belief coming from the fact you hear their voice at the end of the game too, but it could just be a final curse taunt. And then there's the ending, which leaves the player wondering what happens next, but at the same time dreading what happens next because of the strange log entry like part we hear that seems to suggest something rather sad, though the actual ending shows no sign of it. And Also, WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE WHOLE BEFRIENDING CATS THING!??! Seriously, as one of the more strange elements of the game, you find cats around in the game. I befriended every single one of them, but I don't know what the use of doing so was really. Did I actually need to, or did I wave a cat toy about for 30 seconds a cat for no reason at all? They didn't seem to add anything at all. I mean, couldn't they have given me items or bigger bags or something? I feel rather... misled.

The Game is also full of graffiti writing, and interestingly, later on in the game you get a torch that allows you to see invisible graffiti, some of which can be really haunting. There's a lot to search out of find, if you want to spend you time and enjoy it, though a lot of it leave you thinking "I came all this way for THIS?!?!", like some graffiti that said "I want to eat doughnuts." 

The Game also gets plus points for the fact it contains Japanese language with English subtitles. I think it also includes an English Language version too, but I played it in Japanese. Also it even translates the writing in the environment, simply go into the first person view, look at some Japanese writing head on, and if they choose to set it up, a translation will appear for you. It's a pretty nice feature, though it is rather limited what they translated. But we're lucky this game got any translation.

In conclusion, the gameplay was weak, the difficulty really easy, the character designs interesting, the story eerie to creepy. I preordered the game on a complete whim. I'm glad I did, as it was very interesting to play. It will probably leave its mark on me somewhere in my head, that will probably bring tears to my eyes the next time I see a Paper Crane, or a biscuit tin, or something else that was a memory item in the game. The Game wasn't scary, and only got really creepy towards the end, but all the same, it will probably leave me unsettled for the rest of my life. It has definitely brought some kind of emotional response from me. I won't go as far as to call it a masterpiece, but if you want a somewhat different "Survival Horror" that is more emotional, then this is worth a try.

One other thing it has reminded me, how damned creepy it can feel when you're in the dark, with only a torch to light your way and reveal to you that there are no monsters... or at least, show you where the monsters are...
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You Know You Read Too Much Manga On OneManga When...

... You try to get to the next page of the Rooster Teeth Web Comic, by pressing the -> Key....

... Or it could be that it IS practically three in the morning?

... of course, OneManga is responsible for that, so you could argue that it is still a sign I read too much OneManga when I stay up so Late that I become so tired, I do that...


.... Nighty Nighty...
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Gundamn it, I'm addicted to Gunpla!

 Hey folk, it time for Dai-Katana!
.... Wait, no, no it isn't. Though this toy has some Big Swords, you could say. Some REALLY Big Swords, hee hee hee... Well for a figure anyway.

It's time for another of my toy reviews, this time something a bit older, and some pretty recent. I've had it for about a month now, but only recently finished it, as, that's right folks, it's a model! here's my New Model!
Wait, this is New?

What's that you say? What's new? Gundam Gunpla have been  around for a while now? It's not even the 30th anniversary one with transparent armour parts? No it isn't, but I'll be giving that a little bit of a review too.

So what's so special about this model. Well it will perhaps be obvious when you seen them together....
Hey, stop picking on your.... Older Brother?

That's right folks, this is the Mega Size Model Gundam, the 375mm Monster, the 1/48 scale behemoth. As you can tell, it is twice the size of the Mastergrade models, which are only 1/100 scale. Feel free to click on images for full sized giant images too!

First let me say. I love Gunpla. These things are amazing. They most often trump the quality of toys you can buy in stores, and you have the added satisfaction of building them with your own two hands. Mastergrades are specially wonderful. I mean, the damned things have so many detail, accessories, and features, the things are just really really great action figures.

Let's take a look at the Mastergrade Gundam for a second.
Behold the Power of Mastergrade!
It has Articulation  up the jacksie, allow you to probably do any pose from the original series, especially if you use one of Bandai's Action Bases(which are also great for revoltechs and stuff), plus most of all the other ones you can dream up. It even has fingers... mostly. 
Gundam... PUNCH!
The main feature it has is that you can pop a transforming core fighter inside him, and this core fighter is pretty cool, and even has missile launchers and stuff as detail. And the rest of this figure has a lot of detail, including some nice piston action, unfortunately mostly hidden away under the armour, but this 30th anniversary version has transparent parts so I can display some more of the detail.
WHO THOUGHT UP THIS WEAPON FOR A GIANT ROBOT?!?!?
It also comes with enough accessories (i.e. Weapons) to invade the USA, forget the usual "a small country" example. Including a Morning Star Spiked ball on a chain thing. Quite why people of the EFSF feel this is a good weapon for a giant robot, I'm not entirely sure, other than the Rule Of Cool, though currently Amuro is regretting it. 
I say there, my good sir, have you read my alt text?
It even passes the hat test, though you have to remove it's helmet horns.

The Giant size model.... is huge... and that's probably the main thing it has going got it.... As unlike the other large size Gunpla, this is not a Perfect Grade Model, which would actually be a little smaller than this, at 1/60 scale. This isn't a Mastergrade, I'm not even sure it is the same level as a Highgrade. 
"This hardly seems fair..." "STFU!"


It comes with...

The Gun,
Do you think Id could sue? Since that's technically a BFG?

It's pretty good. No Super Napalm attachment, but it does allow that dish thing to move. And one handle also moves, so he can hold it with both hands like this.

The Shield,
Just try hitting me now!

It's nice and big, and can be held in a few different ways...

Backpack,
I can not lie, I like big bu-
though that's really part of the body,

and, what Gunpla of a Gundam would be worth is salt without at least one Light saber for it to require some pick translucent plastic bits for.
Hey Folks, It's DaiKatanas! You know since it was supposed to mean big sword? heh heh...

Sorry EFSF, no spiked balls on chains for this model.

He also has no fingers, so his hands are set in stone. And there are only two sets, one of fists, and one to hold things with a finger on the trigger, so yeah, he holds his Beam Sabers as though he's about to pull their imaginary triggers. It's just a little weird.
"I...Can't...Reach...My...Toes!" "Then it's a good thing you don't have any then!"
He has some articulation, but it isn't great. He can't do that many poses, but is still probably than most western figures used to be, and often still are. But his lack of Foot articulation, including his lack of toes, can make him bothersome to pose. Also, no custom base, nor is there a chance in hell he'll work with your current action bases. Also, he limbs are not that securely attached. So, remember, don't hold him up by his waist, else the legs will slip and drop off, crashing to the floor.

And while the exterior does have lots of plating detail, it's all pretty static, and there are not really any features. No core fighter, for example. No pilot is visible at all. etc etc.

The model is simplicity itself to build. As with most Bandai GunPla, no glue is required. And this kit also tries to make it so you don't even need any tools. It comes with some plastic ones as part of the kit, and in theory, these should be all you need to build it.
So Simple...

To make the building even more simple some parts are designed to snap together while still on the runners. If you were to just build it as it is, it would probably quite easily take one sitting.

... A toddler could make it...


And yet, I've been working on this model, on and off, for about a month now.  So what is going on, you may ask?

Well first I'll explain that while the model is simple, I still enjoyed working on it, and I am pretty happy with the final result. Why? Well take another look at my finished model. What's more, I want more of them, and would buy them if I had the money... and room.

This isn't just a giant model, but a Giant Canvas. Put anyone near a normal canvas with a set of paints, and they will probably not do much or anything, unless they were artistically inclined. Put anyone near a Giant Canvas, and even someone not very good at or not very interested in art will probably find something to do with a giant canvas.

It is no wonder the world has so much graffiti in the world really. Put someone by a giant canvas and they'll feel and urge to be creative.

Perhaps realising that their Mega sized model was a giant canvas ripe for painting on, or intending this from the very beginning, Bandai included a little booklet with tips and such on painting your model, including a few suggestions for a repaint. Of course they're in Japanese, so I couldn't read them, but they had pictures, but still, I had no idea what half of it was about. But some of the pictures gave me some ideas, even if they weren't always the ones that were intended.
Ladies and Gentlemen, have another gander at my finished model, and see... that I got a little creative with it.

I decided not to be creative with the colour scheme, sticking with the original, though adding another tone of colour in places for effect, so that unpainted sections and painted sections were present on the model, to give... some kind of effect... I also tried this idea with masking tape for a couple things, but kinda gave up the idea of spraying the whole thing with different vanish finishes, since those sprays were expensive. 

I had been trying to use the Duct Tape to get the effect of streaks of light across the paintwork of the model, but it didn't work so well. I almost just really ended up painting on streaks with gloss vanish, for a kinda meh effect.
This was before I applied the effect I describe after the outlining displayed well here.
There are two things I tried that are probably immediately obvious and striking. These are things I haven't tried before actually. I have done panel lining before, and did so with this model, but I also did Edge lining, attempting to give the impression that the light source illuminating my Gundam is somewhere about his left shoulder, making edges opposite this position darker, with a thicker "Outline". I tried to make him look like he's jumped right out of a manga or anime, complete with an outline. And I'm rather happy with the way it worked out. I've not seen the effect used very often, though I assume others have tried it too. It was easy enough to do, taking a brush pen, and running it along the edge, the edge just touching into the side of the brush nib. It was also a good idea to let it dry and then brush on a layer of some kind of vanish (I preferred Satin finish for these areas, in an attempt to make my "shadow" less shiny) .
Mud, Glorious Mud!
The other thing I tried to do that was new for me was... Mud. There was some stuff about this in the art tips book, which may, or may not also have suggested the above, but I couldn't actually read it. It suggested using an ear cotton bud and touching it along some of the surfaces. This gave a rather nice effect, but a quite quiet in tone one. So I decided to be loud. I flicked the paint brushes' bristles at my model too, giving the effect of splashed mud. This is a much more striking effect, and worked nicely. Obviously, while the paints I used elsewhere on the model were Gloss finish paints, for the mud I chose a light brown paint with a Matte finish. Also where the splashes obscured my shadow edges, I took the cotton bud and wipe it off a little. The mud was the last thing I did on the model.

Another thing I've done with my model, and worked quite nicely too, is something I've often done before, and also... is really difficult to show.
Basically most of the white areas were... coated with a glow in the dark paint that I then wiped off, leaving only a light trace. So in the dark, it glows, it glows really quite nicely. But... yeah, trying to photograph this is difficult as well, it glows enough for the human eye to notice, but it doesn't generate enough glow for a camera to pick up, at least not from a distance where I can show you the entire model. 
If anyone has tips about taking photos of glow in the dark items, then please, feel free to share those tips.

But it glows, trust me on this.
I AM AWESOME!    ...canvas...
and so, I want another couple copies of this kit.
Maybe the next one will be entirely coated in Glow in the dark paint, from head to toe, making it appear an eerie off white in the light, and glow vividly in the dark, perhaps even vividly enough for photos?
Or maybe I'll paint it entirely black, but paint on white dots and asterisks with gloss white and even glow in the dark paint for stars.
Or maybe I'll paint on wicked flames. 
I've tried the latter two with models before, and to me, they looked awesome. And I want to see how they look on a model this big. On a Canvas this big.

Well don't you?

... Don't you?

Maybe not. Maybe you want to see what Your ideas look like on a Canvas this Big?

If you're just going to build him, then you'll not get much out of this guy, other than a Giant Gundam with less features and details than normal. If you want to go crazy with a big canvas, then he's great for it. And he's not that expensive, though shipping is going to be a headache, considering it does come in a Giant Sized Box too. But I still intend to buy multi of him some time... but first I need a job again.

Biggest disappointment? Well I want kinda planning on covering him in some kind of padding foam and making him a cuddly toy that I would one day give to a child I would hope to one day father, but well, the fact he falls apart from easily has put a bit of a damper on that idea. Unless anyone has an idea on how to make the arms and legs stay on for good? It's a project for another time perhaps. But not with this one. I worked too hard on his paint work and stuff to cover it up with foam now...

And one more thing...

This is Silly!


It fails the hat test. The hat will rest perfectly fine on his giant noggin, even with his horns, but it just looks silly sitting on a head that big. It's almost as big as Dib's.
Hey! My Head Isn't THAT Big!                                                                                                                               ...is it?

See You Next time...
You better hope I do see you next time... as you don't want me stepping on you if I don't...
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Watching Video files on your PS3 is a pain in the...

 ... Head, it's so confusing.

Trying to find a way to format the Hard Drive to FAT32 is probably the worst part, as Windows 7 doesn't do FAT32 full stop, it now does something called ExFAT, which even set to the 32 option, a PS3 still does not recognise.

Swissknife brings up a Masterful and very well explained error messages (a Triangle with an Exclamation point in it).

Eventually I found something which has some flashy instructions but also said "And oh, I've made a GUI version now", and this Gui version worked fine... well apart from thinking it was already in use the first time (probably what was wrong with Swissknife, but it wouldn't tell me)

Anyway.... I got it done eventually, along with the required folders, and thus decided to test it with the SD version of Dururururururururururururururr!! Which is still pretty HD ish, and looks wonderful on my  Plasma screen.

I first heard of Dururururururururuurruurururururururururururururururur!! a while ago, at the Anime Soc's Random thon last term. It looked very interesting, and I loved Baccano. But I hadn't actually looked into it. So last night I downloaded all the way up to #14 for me to watch some time.

So I decided to test this with the first episode, which I have seen once already. And it looks a treat, clear colour, clear lines, even if this is the SD one as the .mkv won't play on a PS3 or anything much.

I look forward to watching the rest of this series and various other things on my PS3 with the HDMI cable, and full use of my Plasma Screen.
As now I have a 500GB drive (well less with the formating).
I put a load of stuff on it already, so I'll try watching some of it over next week, and maybe give some reviews...

Annoying thing for Plasma Screen users with the PS3. Once the movies over, it stays on the last frame. Yeah, I don't want the last frame burning onto my screen, thanks Sony.

I finally decided to set this up after having another attempt at streaming from my PC to my PS3, with the two five meters away.
.... Yeah, it wasn't great, and had to pause it every few minutes to let it catch up. Don't know why they even let me try it.

So anyway, expect more Anime reviews soon, and I'll probably include some things that are actually RECENT, or EVEN STILL GOING...
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When Tech Support Phones YOU!

We all know that 80% of all customer support phone lines are the most frustrating and dreadful times one can spend on the phone.

Often the person on the other end has an extremely strong accent. Not being racist here, but that's just not going to work if they have such a strong accent I can't Understand A Single Word they say.

And often they don't listen to you.

And often they don't know what they're talking about.



Well today I was called up by Microsoft Customer support.


.... And being ringed up by customer support is just as frustrating as ringing them.

I have a cordless phone, so you can't exactly slam them down to end the call.

But after that call was over, I slammed the phone down into the charger....


Why? WHY? Why did they phone me? FUCKING waste of time.
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The Blu Skies have returned...

 Well well, it looks like we're back on track, as Random person with the turn it off and on again advice was right on the money, unlike the answer from the proper list which wasn't even correct English.

Anyway.... Time for another Blu Ray Anime Review, though without so many pictures this time, sorry... This time we're looking at...


Sky 2142A.D.Blue

As I hinted before, this is not Anime from Japan... but Anime from South Korea. Now I don't know much about Korean Anime, but Korean Manga, or Manhwa, seems to be pretty good stuff. The problem with some American Manga I've seen is that it tries too hard, relies too much on Anime Cliches, both in terms of style, plot and characters. What you get is a transparent attempt at being Manga. There are good American Manga too ... probably, though the closest that comes to mind is Canadian and originally Russian.

Oh How I love Dramacon....

.... None of you heard that, Understand?


Anyway, often American Manga tries too hard to be Manga, and ends up not having the charm of its own that good manga does. Korean Manhwa also seems to get this right. The Art is the natural style of the artist, and also, their own. So hopefully, Korean Anime may be the same, right?

It is apparently also called Wonderful Days... and was...

Painstakingly shot over a 7 year period?

Whoa, whoa now, Shot? I thought this was animated? And 7 years.... that's a long time.... it seems to remind me of something...
... I seem to be thinking of something to do with Big swords? Now what on earth could I be thinking of?


Heh, let's hope this isn't like that. Again, as with Origin, I have no idea about this film. I kept seeing it in HMV and stuff, but never picked it up... until now, for Blu Ray. Now I think one of the reasons for Daikatana's failings and long development time was a change of engines and stuff, and Animes don't go through that.... right?

Let's see what we have here then

Right, it's started, it is is kinda reminding me of another game, a much more successful one, with the setting a little. Not entirely sure why it reminds me of it though, but I get a FF7 Vibe all the same.
.... I'm going to have to complete that game one day...
Anyway, oppressed works, organic cites (how exactly does that work? Is this like the Sainbury's Organic Range of foods? I mean, how does an Organic loaf of bread work?), cool motorbikes, and harsh working conditions.

And Rain, but I don't think that reminds me of Final Fantasy. The rain is non-stop(only there are several outdoor scenes where it isn't raining). And toxic, and important difference between this setting and my own environment of England. There are two class of people. People who live in the Organic City, Ecoban, and those who work to provide for this city, that are affectionately called "Diggers". Guess who is oppressing who.
 
And man are they oppressed. We have a good look at their harsh conditions, and the man who watches over their conditions who is practically wearing a "Hi, my name is "Lock", I will be you evil oppressor for today." badge. Complete and utter evil bastard material, and a smug git to boot, as he's in charge of these people, so is practically entirely free to use their lives as he wishes...

And life on the other side of the spectrum is having a Mardi Gras. Masks and everything. Or maybe it is Chinese new year? Whatever the hell it is, it is certainly carefree, though the masks prove to be not such a good idea, as someone breaks in, looks at some data, and the is chased in a weirdly paced and strangely disjointed chase scene. It has clever ideas, but it doesn't feel right... It ends with a confrontation between two obvious main characters in a museum of stuff from the past, the female main character obviously recognising the intruder,the Intruder shooting a strained glass window and jumping out of it and more firing guns freely at someone they were told they wanted alive.
Seriously, firing bullets at someone you want alive isn't a good idea to begin with, but at least aim for the legs or something...

So far, this has been pretty nicely animated, in a kinda similar style to Origin, but more CGI in the background too, and the animated characters are done in a very different style, one that reminds me more of Aeon Flux, which after five seconds of research, I see shouldn't surprise me, considering that Peter Chung, the guy behind those, is Korean. Never did like the look of that guy's work though, but that's more a taste thing... 
What is my Taste? Umm well errr ummmm I- ummm
I still need to see K-On..... All of it...
Moe.

ANYWAY,  it isn't that guys work, and is very different from it, but the guy was probably an influence on it. But it is still its own style... soo it's all good.

Anyway, back to the plot. Seems that some Doc who was from the city, wants to blast energy from the city to open up the open and make things safer for the Diggers, whom he agrees are getting the short end of the stick. The people of Ecoban won't be able to live the high life any more, and will have to work hard, but they would be alive.
The Intruder was working for him, and got some data for him on the current state of the city. This guy, it seems, also recognised the main female, and yep, they knew each other. And he's a digger, and she's Ecoban, so the Doc tells him he doesn't have a chance, so should forget about her. Obviously he doesn't know how these kinds of movies turn out, as either they'll be happily ever after at the end of the film, or.... dead like Romeo and Juliet.... Ummm maybe the Doc's advice is pretty good.

Instead, he says he should go pick up his little brother. Or adopted brother or something.
I think he was adopted from another animated film or series, as he looks drawn in a rather different style... And he's named after a character from Toy Story...
No Jade. We can't keep him. When he grows up he'll look all out of place.
Actually after a flashback, we learn two things. One, the Intruder, who from now on shall be referred to by his actual name, Shua, was actually from Ecoban too. And Secondly, all the kids are adopted from another art style, and thus it must be they grow into the other art style. Either that, or they chose the child actors poorly.

Later, it seems the Diggers are restless and starting riots. A bunch of particularly rough ones about to blast the main character girl(alright, her name is Jay) with a missile, but Shua drives in and distracts them by driving at them. This is followed by Jay chasing after Shua in a sequenced rendered by the Turok One Engine. Just kidding, but there is an awful amount of fog, but here it does give it a kinda creepy, atmospheric feel to it, supported by some music that isn't "AH, I'm so scared" creepy, but still kinda haunting all the same.

The movie seems to jump between good but not stunning, to some pretty impressive moments, including a freaky dream sequence with a goat that I'll be seeing in my nightmares now too. This dream sequence also has a soundtrack that reminds me of Boogiepop Phantom a bit, adding some good old insanity into the mix. 

It seems to have a few great ideas, and the visuals are good... but despite this being a Blue Ray, they don't look HD really, and thus pale in comparison to Origin. Also they seem to like playing with the focus a lot, so things are often blurred for sometimes no reason, on purpose.

The Action and fight scenes are more stylish than Origin perhaps, but they often feel disjointed or thrown in. And some things happen that make me wonder why they did that, or why they didn't do that sooner. Some bits look cool, but seem to turn out pointless. Or sometimes melodramatic or over the top to point of seeming silly.
The characters are not the most interesting bunch, either slightly plain or trying too hard and ending up cliche. And the voice acting seems meh. Especially screaming or excited characters...
This is why I don't watch dubs very often. 
I even laughed at the sequence where one villain was taken out, as it was done so hilariously. It might have not been so bad if it had been silent, like the sequence has been for most part, but the had the guy go "he he he, eh?".

The strongest element is ideas and style really. The ideas that make up the setting and action sequences. And the style that give the Movie its own feel. Vehicle designs are also probably good, but... well, we've seen cool bikes and hover bikes and the like a million times over now...


There are some nice touches with the sound, like some muffled, almost silent underwater explosions early on. The music is also pretty good for the atmosphere... apart from when it gets a bit too melodramatic towards the end.
And but wait a sec..... This one bit- it seems, ... 
Smack My Bitch Up? By the Prodigy?  Nope, or if it was, it was four seconds of it... It sounds a lot like one bit of it, but well, with such a small bit, I can't be sure...


There is one bit that did feel HD, that did really stun. The Reveal of the Blue Sky. It really does look like a sight for sore eyes after the dull colours we've had for the majority of this movie, but damn, those blue skies are pretty, with some wonderful work on the shadows and light play.
And suddenly the colours come out to play. The movie looks like it is a Blu-Ray. And the style goes back to when the characters were kids again!
And this last for a couple minutes before we get HD credits. Yay.

There's a Page to Screen featurette, which seems to be the movie again, but a look at the work in progress version of it....
...it even has some entirely different longer scenes I'm assuming were cut. Like a very beautiful longer version of the scene with a Stripper  I mean, dancer. It also have different order, lines, etc. Heck it's also thankfully not dubbed. It's interesting... But I'm mostly watching it while I finish off this review. It seems to pretty much be the full movie, until the point of the last raid, where it decides to shorten it all to ten seconds. Fine, be that way.

I'm not entirely sure why, but I didn't enjoy this as much as I enjoyed Origin. It doesn't seem as fun for some reason.
The film as a whole just doesn't have that spark or charm for me... 
The ending, while the pretty sky was a nice reveal, was unsatisfying. We don't even know what happens to the main characters in the end, or some other characters in critical conditions, though this might be because this is the "Sky Blue" version. It is apparently cut short or something. While wikipedia tells me this, and tells me how this short version ends, it says nothing about the full ending.

It wasn't a bad movie, I just didn't find it had enough for me. It also seemed like a disappointing use of a Blu- Ray until the end. Eh, it just didn't set me off.

But damn, now the only Blu Ray left is.... Devil May Cry...

Ummm someone give me some money so I can buy Unicorn Gundam  Blu Ray?

And of course, the Best character goes to..
But I Am Evil...

Xellos... Yeah this is going to happen a lot.
Again a close second as the adorable blind girl, and then probably the Butcher. I hope all the main characters died.
They certainly felt dead to me,  DEAD BORING! or something...
I just didn't feel for them, nor really like any of them at much. 

I half suspect I'm in a bit of a mood tonight, either that, or this movie has put me in one. I just didn't get into it at all.
Sorry for the lack of images, it just didn't inspire many.... By the time we get to the over the top weirdo ending finale thing, I was tired of it. I just don't feel like doing silly images for it. Maybe I am tired, in which case I apologise. Instead, I include two videos... neither of which I made...

And one last thing. I still don't understand the "Organic" city thing. I mean, they talk about the city being alive, and the city dying, but the most organic thing about it is that some sections look a bit like the Space Jockey Ship from Alien. Eh, just didn't click at all.
top hat, big daddy, class

Nothing But Blu Skies from here on.... Apart from that big black one just up ahead.

 Another Blu Ray Anime Review today, this time....

Sky 2142AD Blue



Is what I was going to say, but it seems my PS3 hates Korean Anime.....

I insert the disc into my PS3 Slim.

The screen dims, and it looks like it is going straight into auto play.

It ejects the disc, beeps quickly about three times, and returns to the PS3 menu screen.

No explanation, no error message, no this disc is the wrong region, too dirty, actually a HD-DVD message.

Technology ay, isn't it amazing?

Maybe I can call C3PO over and ask him to translate the bleeps?



Oh looking it up, that just means "I'm resetting now"

....

No Blu Ray Movies work now, not even my recently reviewed Origin.

And it just did the same with Yakuza 3..... Ladies and Gents, I think my PS3 is fudged.

At Least Yakuza 3 has given me an error message.... time to see what this means...

"80010516 - An error occured during the start operation; Ps1 game swapped using the eject function and then play pressed quickly - ps1 game inserted again"

Ummm..... what? PS1? The disc was ejected, by by its own accord, and what and what? and most of all, how does this help me and what do I do about it?
C3PO, looks like I do need you help after all to translate this...

Well that was God-damned useless.

Apparently someone else with a similar problem switched it off at the back.... well it seems the slim doesn't HAVE a switch at the back (I thought it did too, but I can't find one now) so I've switched it off at the mains for a little.

I am, how should I put this.... Doubtful.

Ladies and gents, it looks like Sony's done it to me again.

Insert middle finger to Sony here.
top hat, big daddy, class

Origins Spirts of the-OOOOOHHHH SHINEY!

Pictures today are going slight problem, since today I'm going to be talking about an Anime I have on Blu- Ray...
.... And my PC doesn't play those, my PS3 does. So I can't take screen caps, though I searched for some screen caps to use and stuff.

Firstly to explain. Yes I am reviewing something that was released probably a long while ago now... 

Basically it is like this. Despite being an Avid gamer, until recently I didn't have a PS3. See, I was kinda annoyed with Sony. My First PS2 stopped reading game discs, so I had to buy a second. My First PSP died, so I had to buy a second. I was not looking forward to going through that a third time. 

But in the end, I decided enough was enough, I wanted a PS3, so last Christmas, I got my parents to give me a PS3 for the Occasion. And there was much rejoicing. And stuff. 

Firstly, this meant I could play PS3 games.... Fat Princess, Little Big Planet, Valkyria Chronicles, Metal Gear Solid 3, Killzone 2, etc etc. So, I asked for these games as well for Christmas, and brought some of the others in the time surrounding it. I still have not even played Killzone 2 once yet, damned sales.
Damn you, Steam, and everywhere else that had sales and such... Damn it all

Secondly, this meant I could finally watch Blu-Ray DVDs. I've had a HD Ready, 42" Plasma Screen for a long time now, and Surround Sound (5.1) and now I had the means to watch HD Movies. So what did I do? Why, I also asked for most of the Anime I could find from UK sources that were on Blu Ray, of course, and brought some myself, and also several random movies and stuff. 

Now, do you know how much Anime is on Blu-Ray in the UK? Not an awful lot to be honest. What I ended up getting was Origins: Spirits of the Past, and Sky Blue, and then buying Devil May Cry Full Series a little later.
As Well as some other stuff, like Ghostbusters, The Nightmare before Christmas, and a load of other non-animated stuff I have yet to watch most of. 

Of these Animes I've watched... one episode of Devil May Cry. And Christmas was.... how many months ago?

So I've sat down today A FEW DAYS AGO (blog entires take me a while to write, specially with the images) to watch... Origin: Spirits of the Past. Go Me. So here we go.

NOT ACTUALLY HIGH DEFINITION!
Ah, now this... THIS is HD... Look at these HD Logos!... So Pretty So amazing-WOW STARS! But... what the hell is going on? It looks like the Backstory intro...
Maybe I should explain. I don't know a single thing about Origin. Other than the box says it is very pretty, and about nature and stuff. So I have no idea what I'm getting into.
Doomed, Doomed, Doomed, Doomed, Doomed, Doomed-Go Home Now.
Apparently what I am getting into involves Trees on the Moon, and said trees turning into amazingly animated Dragons that rain down destruction on our Planet's Surface.... That'll leave a mark.
Burninating the Earth's Surface, Burninating the Businessmen, Burninating the Politicians...

Now Flash forward, and yes, it has. Today's modern buildings are nothing but mystic looking ruins now. And now here we watch two idiots in a hurry to reach their Final Destination.
BakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBaka!!!
But much like that film, they miss it several times during this sequence, even though they try really hard. And ow, I felt that One idiot's pain, even if he fully deserved something like that to happen.
The Science of an Idiot's Pain...

And thus the movie is started in full, and we see it's very beautiful style of juxtaposing Beautifully painted background (seems slightly impressionist, though they use too much black and perhaps too much detail to be true impressionist style), with clear, clean animated character who even have bold black outlines. And also kinda flat colours, it has some shading, but there are two, three maybe, different tones. Still wonderfully drawn though, and in HD oh so crystal frigging clear. On further inspection I can see that the idiot I almost pitied has four tones of colour in his hair. Heh, I half kid. 

But this seems to be the main style of the film. Impressionist style painting with a few extra details painted on extra for the background, and clear flat coloured characters, who are well and strikingly animated, but look like they come from another world entirely. Which is probably the point.
Oh yeah, they definitely peed in it... That is disgusting...
And ah, if rushing to the bottom of a well, through the crumbling ruins of... "our time", or five minutes into the future or something, hard to tell the exact time and date, wasn't enough of a death wish, then it seems taking water directly from the well offends a bunch of guys who cover their faces with the painted leaves they nicked from the background. It would offend me too, a much of kids swimming about in the water supply. We don't know where they've been!
You need a- Mont-Age! None of these character do anything much of use, by the way...
And as the clear main character, one of those idiots I told you of earlier, tries to drown himself, we have a montage of other characters... The grumpy old man guard they sneaked past - a girl who I bet is going to be a love interest for this main character - some towns people - and some elder/mayor of the settlement. Obviously I haven't seen this before, so I don't know who any of these people are actually, but it's already clear, as clear as these HD Graphics! (not of these screen caps obviously, of the actual BR disc)

They Secretly CONTROL THE U S Of A!!!!
Meanwhile our main character has failed to kill himself again, even though he tried so hard yet again, and ends up being distracted by a blinking light. Which turns out to be on a Giant Floating Short Cylinder With Tubes Coming Out Of It With Painted Corpses In Them! The blinking light is on a tube that has failed to come out, and after the Idiot decides to press the blinking light, we see the person inside had also failed to be killed yet, and are a girl.
Also, I don't think frozen tears float like that...
Oh- Ooooooh, I see where this is going. I thought that the first girl looked like a Love Interest who is rejected for a Magical Girlfriend. Because this girl in the tube looks like a Magical Girlfriend. She's frozen, and the idiot accidentally disengages her being frozen-ness systems, and what's the first thing she says? "NOOOO Don't Leave me Alone!" Great, a Magical Girlfriend with abandonment issues. This Main Idiot can sure pick them.

Well he doesn't have long with her, as it appears those painted face leaves guys have decided to help Main Idiot in his attempts at suicide, by draining the well, and flooding the chamber he's in.
She's actually saying Fudgeberries...
But they manage to survive it, and get to the surface, and once there... the girl suddenly realises "..... When the Bloody **** am I? and What the Bloody **** Happened Here?!?!" Actually, she apparently already knew what happened, she was actually more surprised at how much of it has happened...

Right, right, I'll stop. I'll just watch the movie and enjoy it it. I won't do a play by play for the whole thing. For one thing, the length would just get silly. And it is already so long that I feel YOU need an interval. So, like watch this a couple times, K? When I get back I'm talk more about the general art, a bit about the characters, and things I thought were stupid about the plot, and come up with a conclusion of sorts...


Now leave the front of your PC for a bit...
... Yeah, that should be enough of a break, you can come back now.

So right, the art style is very striking as I said before. The backgrounds practically look painted in acrylics or oil, or something. They're probably not, but they do look that gorgeous..

Animated characters look plain in comparison, if you're just working with stills... But sometimes they go through motions that look amazing when you see them actually moving. As I said, the backgrounds and characters look like they are from different worlds, and that may be the intention. Or possibly just a consequence of the amazing animation. Too much detail and your animators will have nervous breakdowns and the like. Though I can't help but wonder how it would have looked with Gankutsuou Art style? But the film still looks ever so damned pretty. The action sequences are wonderfully fluid and will leave you with your mouth hanging open like a landing pad for flies.

Though I do need to point out there's an extra element to the style I missed out, since I hadn't seen it yet. Vehicles are done in a conspicuous CG style. Giant monsters too.
What did that CG Walking Tank ever do to you?

And Wise Old Sage Monsters are in the style of computer aided drawing art (looks like it's right out one of those "How try to learn how to not draw so bad by looking at these awesome pictures done by awesome Japanese Comikers and the stage by stage process they used, yo!"Books). Sometimes... Other times they're the same as all the other animated characters, but with weirder character design. It depends how much they're intending to move I think...

So many different styles, but the end result is easy on the eyes. The art is strong with this one.

The characters are not so strong. I mean they're interesting to watch, and not badly developed for most part, but they are idiots mostly.

Woah, and like, I think, there' s like, ummm fingers too...
The Main Idiot, I mean, Character, is Agito. Sounds a little like Arigato, which may explain why he looks dumbfounded when the girl thanks him for saving his life. He's the son of one of the "Neutral City"'s founders, and has Super Hippie powers. I won't say any more about that guy, if you watch it, it'll be a nice surprise for you. Basically he's... special. And his son also becomes special in a similar way later on, allowing him to achieve Super Hippie Level 2! Or something. He does a lot during the movie. Much of it stupid. Because he's an idiot. And also because he's the main character.

Blast from the Past Girl is called Toola... She's also an idiot, but a less obvious one. Or maybe her IQ just drops a lot when confronted by people from the same time period as herself. Because that's her Kryptonite? Either way when the Obvious Big Bad comes along, she completely trusts this guy. Seriously, he could be going "I'm definitely not a Villain" every five minutes, and this girl still wouldn't suspect anything. Anyway, she (Toola, not the Big Bad, who is a guy, despite his appearances) is also apparently the daughter of the guy who made some system to return the planet to normal. Who I think is also the guy behind the project that, with a little help, caused plants to rebel and turn into dragons and stuff. Also Toola is the last person alive with a working iPhone, which makes her very useful to the Big Bad.

And I kid you not. While it doesn't look like Apple's design, her Mac Guffin is a Mobile Phone. Apparently in the future we found the perfect way to make them portable. Pockets are a thing of the past. In the future, Mobiles are going to be Necklaces and arm bands. Technology, is there nothing it can't do?
Mobiles will ruin your movie...

And know how I referred to her as the Magic Girlfriend? Well that's actually kinda weird, since the whole point of her is that she is the most "normal", compared to us, person in the whole film. She's from like sixteen years into the future (I'm calling it now), everyone else is like at least a century, or something, more than her.Or maybe just a decade more, it's kinda vague. How girls rejoice, you can identify with the Magical Girlfriend in this series... if you really want to...

The "Rejected Love Interest" is apparently called Minka. How do I know this? Well Minka speaks in Third person a lot. Sheesh, why didn't they just make her rhyme, or speak in Haiku or something? Apparently she thinks she's going to be Agito's wife. Obviously she doesn't watch much Anime.... since you know, they can't. Poor souls don't even have any Internet. Anyway, she doesn't seem to do much but be overly cheery, or jealous, or something. I think she may sell Toola out to the army, which is either because she is stupid and naive, or because she's a vindictive bitch who wants the Magical Girl to back off her future husband. This could all have been averted if she only had better knowledge of how Anime works...

The other idiot at the start is Cain, Minka's brother. He doesn't do anything. Seriously.

Cain and Minka 's Dad is a Badass in shades, and another founder of the city. He doesn't do an awful lot, mostly says some deep stuff, and punches a ball of molten lava, as he's a Badass. I don't even think that Ball of Lava was going to hurt anyone, he just did it as he's a Badass.
What did that Ball of Lava ever do to you? -_-
The Mayor/Elder from the opening is the other founder, and does some stuff, like greeting Toola, saying lots of deep stuff, showing the main idiot how to use his Super Hippie Powers, and other stuff...
And now, I'm going to kill you, your friends, and your ex's neighbour's cousin's pet dog.
The Big Bad, as you may have gathered, is another guy from Toola's time. He killed her father. Only kidding. I think. He also has Super Hippie Powers, but he also has a thing against the forest. He basically joined a nearby Evil Empire Army, and rose through its ranks, and now plots to destroy the forest using some old thing that Toola's Dad made. Which, once he gets access to Toola's iPhone's Sat-Nav, he finds is right by them. Not entirely a coincidence, more, why didn't he think of it earlier? Well I suppose he also needs an iPhone to work it, so better to wait until some poor dope comes along with one that he can use for all his nefarious schemes. But anyway, he's a swarmy git who looks good in red armour. ... Or so I hear... ¬..¬
Anyway, he practically kidnaps Toola, and she agrees to go with him, even after his subordinate kick the poop out of Agito. And then when Toola is saying "don't worry Agito, we'll make you normal again too!", as soon as she's out of the room "Yeaaaaah, just kill him, K?". Of course, quite how she was planning to "Save" him  considering what the plan to make the World normal again actually is, I don't know.
I think she's going to Hit/Kill me now...
His Subordinate is a pretty cool lady who looks damn FINE in red armour. She does some stuff, most of it without much result, but hey, at least she tried.

As for plot... It was, well... heh... It has its moments.... of pure stupidity... I mean the setting was cool, but weeelllll....

I'm very disappointed with the fact they went with the old "You've stopped the Big Bad's Ultimate Weapon. This Weapon and surrounding facility will now self destruct." cliche. I mean, erk, come on, it is a cliche, and it doesn't make that much sense here. "Oh I see you have Simply Shut Down the Megaweapon. Oh BTW, this also activates the self destruct, have a Nice Day, K-THX-BAI!" Ummm what? The World would be in serious trouble if PCs and Video games Consoles and the like did that. "I see you've selected to shut down your PC. Beginning self destruct, please evacuate your house, as that will also be lost in the blast." But what if, say, after reading more up about the weapon, and finding a way to use it without complete destroying the world, I decided I wanted to say, use it again? Sorry Toola, but your father was a idiot when it comes to designing stuff.
Also about plan D, microwaves don't work like that...
I mean, seriously, her dad was an idiot full stop. "Oh plants have taken over the Earth, I know, I'll rig up a VOLCANO to be a GIANT CANNON to BURN the forest down. Ha! I am a Genius!"
.... But don't we need plants to make Oxygen? 
SMEEEEEEEGGGGGG HEEAD!

I seriously do not get the thought process going on here. I mean, what was her Dad smoking? It's a good thing he decided to ask other people to decide whether or not to actually fire off this master plan or not.
Not to mention, how does a Volcano even still work after you've disconnected it from the Earth's Core so you can move around to position it better? YOU FAIL GEOGRAPHY! FOREVER!
And there's no way those "legs" can support this whole thing, I mean, Come On! 
If they ever want a sequel, then I'm sure it is entirely plausible that her old man had a Back-Up plan to burn down the forest with A GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS! Or maybe just lots and lots of mirrors, it worked for Zeon when they used that on Space Ships, and Wood burns easier than metal. Or maybe his back up plan is a robot with a heat beam powered by hundreds of junked Microwaves? 
Mirrors and Smoke
I'm fairly sure Microwaves don't work like that, but screw reality, this is still an awesome concept.
Probably the worst and most annoying complex of all the plans put forward. That Newton may have invented falling, but his ideas since have sucked!
The Movie does has a rather unique way for the "Hero" to defeat the Big Bad.
... No wait, it probably is a method that has been used before, now I think about it harder.
But it can't have been used that often, ...surely?
What is this method? Sheesh, it's probably on TV tropes if you're that desperate to known, but this review has enough spoilers as it is.
She will, you know.
And if you haven't figured it out, it's a "Save The Planet" story. But much like the last film I saw with the extremely cliche "Save the Planet" plot, the plot ,and even characters, are not what you watch this movie for. Just like Avatar, this film's main Meat is in the wonderful Eye candy. Beautiful backgrounds, cool action sequences, it really is a joy to behold, even if it uses about 5 different styles of art. Which is why it is perfect as a Blu-Ray Purchase. As damn, this film is HD to the Max and makes full use of it. Blu-Ray isn't for Aged old movies filmed in a time before HD even meant Hard Drive or Hard Disc. Blu-Ray is for movies where the people who made it know about High Definition, and I think the people who made this movie probably wrote a book on it. And it was probably a Really Good Book.
Chapter 4 is really awesome.
So if you want to watch this, and have a Blu-Ray player, then that's the way you'll want to go. As it is simply stunning. Do I recommend you should buy and watch this movie? Eh, it was enjoyable, so sure, knock yourself out if you want some pretty eye candy visuals with a obvious green message.
HHHUUUUGGGGG!!!!

Another interesting thing is that included on the Blu-Ray is the very original trailer. Apparently it once had a bit of a different story, which they actually already had animated. Heck, they even kept some of this animation, and used it in the final product, along with  vehicle designs and such, since those 3D models could easily be reused I guess. It's interesting to see, and makes me kinda wish I could watch that version too.

Now to award the best character award to...

You think I'm a villain, don't you?
Xellos. Well done, you deserved it, even if you didn't appear nor were you mentioned in the film, but was probably behind it or something.

A Close second as the Forest Twin girl thing,who did actually appear in the movie.
Then the Badass and the Female subordinate in the Evil Army.

And then I think Toola was least annoying of the other characters.

Well that's my review of Origins, Spirits of the Past. I hope you enjoyed it... Or something.
top hat, big daddy, class

In Space No One Can Hear You SQEEEEEE!

Around a month ago, I was made redundant. Before that I was working as a Level designer for a Video Games Company in Oxford. A certain company called Rebellion who, as you may well remember, made the recent (and also older) Aliens Vs Predator Games. I worked on the new game (Good luck chaps with new content and any sequel possibilities...). It was the last game I worked on and had shipped. I also looked at and got into deeply the Alien movies. Damn, Alien and Aliens are utter masterpieces. Makes you wonder what went wrong with Resurrection and AVP Requiem... Actually I once wrote a length paper on the subject of that while working for "The Company"... Maybe I'll try to reproduce it here some time...

So anyway, a little over a month ago I was still in full Aliens (and those other aliens who hunt them) mode, full blast (though I may still try to get a look at Predators, for the Hell of it...). It should be no surprise then that I ordered this....
It is actually a good thing the Face Hugger is out of focus...

One Part of the New Revoltech Sci-Fi Figure Line, which includes beings not only or Japanese Media origin, but also Western. Among the first wave is this creature simply known as.... "Alien" .... Or Xeno, Xenomorph, Bug, Serpent, and even TWO Latin Names.... 

They are Xeno-biological marvels These things can move on any surface, Gracefully. Darkness is their ally. Structurally Perfect Organisms, No Question. Utterly lethal living machine that seemed almost designs to do one thing, and one thing only. Kill, and Overwhelm. Wait, that's two things...

With a Queen producing Eggs they can completely overrun practically any facility in a short time unless in a completely controlled environment. If in such an environment, then it will probably take a little longer for them to break out of said environment and overwhelm the facility. They are a perfect Fantastic Aesop on Corporate Greed, for the age where we all travel around in space a lot...

Their method of reproduction is simple. Their Eggs work as The Ultimate Schmuck Bait, luring hapless Space Crew and Space Colonists to wonder "Hey what's inside this freaky egg thing?" and receive a face full of Alien Wang. The Spider-crab like space dick, which threatens to strangle the host if anyone tries to remove it, and also has molecular acid for blood so is very hard to remove anyway, without, you know, burning a hole through the side of the ship you are on, then implant alien embryos into the hosts most, orally.
   Then once this Space Dick, more commonly known as a Face Hugger, has done its work, it smply dies, and the host awakens not knowing anything is wrong, nor do they even remember what happened before they were, you know, this and that-ed, without their consent. But the deed is done, and a while after they awaken, the baby alien, affectionately called The Chest Burster, decides it wants to get out, and doesn't wait for Mummy to get to the hospital and start pushing, but, this is where it gets the name from, bursts out the chest, usually killing the poor host. Or if you're in the AVP time era, they immediately burst out as soon as one of the hosts has just woken up after the face hugger has fallen off, without giving them enough time to even properly think "Wait, how do I know exactly what is about to happen?"...
    This baby quickly grows into the deadly monster we all know and love Fear so badly that we stop dreaming of being an astronaut, and instead having nightmares of these things either doing this and that, or just simply ripping us apart in the blink of an eye, or maybe we simply dream of being hived up and seeing the developing egg standing in front of us while we await our fate, knowing full well what will follow, and waiting, waiting, and hoping the alarm clock goes off first...

But you were wondering "Where is he taking these photos?"
They also have the strange habit of nesting in utterly stupid places, like right by Nuclear Reactors, on top of a Refinery's Furnace, or, in this case here, inside my microwave. Fortunately for them, I can't afford to buy a new microwave, so I don't want them to go pop inside it and ruin it with their acid blood.

So anyway, this is a new Revoltech figure, and thus has their usual trademark joints.... but well, it lacks a lot of their usual stuff though.

It is still very poseable, and can stand well on its legs with the base.... but well, this is where the problems start. It doesn't come with your usual Revoltech Base, it's a flat black circle with a foot peg in it. It works, and the Alien can do a wide range of standing poses. But.... no jump kicks, sorry, or lunges for your throat or the like. 
This is stopping me from tilting my head back... In the next film, I'm going to evolve the thing off...
It also has its head movement limited by this weird thing coming out of the back of the "collar", that prevents you from tilting his head back. So obviously, any crawling forward poses will not work that well either, thus meaning I can't reproduce much of what they do in the game I worked on, unless I buy a second ...one....and cut this bit off! But I'm kinda a bit too unemployed to be able to do that right now. It is kinda obvious this guy is meant to be Alien Alien, and not Aliens Alien, or AVP Alien. He's just meant to walk around slowly and creepily, much like in the Amstrad game- DAMN that game was scary. You can get some slightly more dynamic poses from it, but nothing like Layton's Jump Kick in my previous blog entry. Sorry, but Alien refuses to submit to your whims. For the most dynamic poses, you will have to make special use of his tail, which I will talk more about later...
What the Hell is That?!?
To be honest, I don't remember the Alien having this thing sticking out of the collar. The models used in the game didn't have them, and I don't think any of the films past Alien did too, but I can't be sure about Alien the first. There are also these weird elbow things I don't remember too. But eh, they're cool, if a little weird more than scary.

The Alien also comes with a lack of accessories... It has the base. The Face hugger and egg, that I will going into further later, and a name tag, so you know who he is when he is serving you at Weyland-Yutani Burger, and mister "Not A Child" Predator here is very glad he has it, else he would never remember his/her/its name. Though really he should stop trying to flirt with them, as they're only going to try and hook him up with it's younger brother (I think we can safely assign "him" a male gender, considering his "job").
I imagine that the sign ends with "Building Better Burgers".
And no, it doesn't really attach, don't be silly, I used blu tack. It simply sits on the base. And no, it doesn't say "My Name is", and I added the last bit too... Now Shut up. 

Now those are the problems compared to what we've been led to expect from the Revoltech Line. Obviously some of the problems are probably to make it more movie accurate (the one in the movie had no peg hole in the back, if you haven't noticed). There are some other... issues with the figure as well... It looks like it has two left hands.
Woah, it looks cool when I wave my hands about like this... Woah...
Now I know that the Alien has 6 fingered hands, with a thumb on both sides of each name, but well, one thumb curls up, to look like the top of the hand, and it is the same thumb on both hands, making him look like.... he's got two left hands. It could be something that's up with just my copy, I don't know, I hope it is, as it does bother me a lot. Yes, he's... she's.... it's an Alien monster with a completely different biology to anything we've ever seen, so maybe he's evolved to be more sinister, and since Sinister comes from Latin for Left, he has two left hands. But that's just silly. Which is how it seems when you notice it.
Yes, but I still hate you...
Another feature which isn't great is his inner mouth. You know, the one he uses to eat your brains after penetrating your skull at unsafe velocities with this tongue that ends with a set of extra jaws?  Yeah he has them. His outer mouth opens and closes, which is always cool, but well, it is a little loose, and open tend to hang open when you don't mean it too. And that's when his tongue slops out too, and it just begins to irritate. It doesn't behave. And it is damn annoying to get out with the tab, when you do actually want it out. So it isn't awesome. But it could be worse. But still, it disappoints and annoys. Grr.

Oh My!
The Face hugger and egg are nicely, or rather, gruesomely detailed, and can be displayed in a dynamic "Are You My Mummy? HHHUUUUUGGGGG!" pose. In fact, that is the Only way you can pose them. You can't close the egg, nor is a closed version included, so you can't reproduce the scene of some poor soul approaching the egg wondering "I wonder what is in this?", only the scene where they realise some questions are better unanswered...
I think I'll just take a nap, Luke...
I can fudge my way around the face hugging scene, but I'm cheating, the face hugger is held up by Layton's hat here. The Face hugger is entirely static, the legs are not even bendy. So I can't wrap him around another figure's face, though I could do the "Hey what is this dead thing doing here? Oh well, time to go home to the Space Colony" scene, but I would have to hide the egg from shot, as it still looks like it is exploding open.

This may all seem very negative, and make it sound like I don't like this figure at all. But that's simply not true. Despite its faults, I still love the hell out of this thing. As well, the thing does look pretty damned freaky and amazing. Look again at the shots inside my microwave. It looks like something out of an Alien movie, until I point out the cold harsh truth, right?. It has wonderful detail. Look at the close ups with the Head in them. It's amazing detail, and that isn't painted on, oh no, that's real molded detail, the head canopy is translucent. And it comes off!
The Xenomorph is a true Gentleman who removes his hat when he goes indoors.

But I feel this may not be intentional, but I'm glad it does, as look at that detail. And look at those iconic back tube things... 

Not quite how it looks in the new game, but eh, close enough- HEAVY ATTACK!

Well they're iconic to me... And the tail is great too. It IS bendy, so you can pose it however you want... Look Out Space Marine, he's going to spear you Where The Sun Don't Shine! Well that pose would perhaps be a little hard, but... you get the picture.

And while the Face Hugger are disappointing in the lack of posing opportunities, they are detailed. Hell, I can't show a clear photo of the front, as for being Space Male Reproduction Organs, they sure do look like the Female ones.... And I want to keep things roughly PG...

Also, it passes my New Hat test. What is the hat test? Well go back one entry. That's right, I'm going to test to see if Layton's Hat suits him. It hits, and is perfect scale.... though it only just passes, as, well... the alien head isn't build for hats, so I have to hold it on with.... Blu Tack. Heh, whoops. But here is the results of Professor Layton's previous encounter with our little friend...
Hello! ma baby Hello! ma honey Hello! ma ragtime gal Send me a kiss by wire Baby, ma heart's on fire! If you refuse me Honey, you'll lose me Then you'll be left alone Oh, baby, telephone And tell me I'm your own!
This is the most dynamic pose I can manage. Also note I'm using the tail to hold it steady a bit. This is very much needed, else it would never hold a pose like this. And it is hard enough as it is.  But while it can't do a full range of dynamic poses as easily as you would usually expect from a Revoltech, it still has a lot of good articulation, with the only real let down being that you can't tilt the head back much. And you'll probably be able to get any pose you want, other than ones with the head tilting back, but don't expect him to stand, but you can still hold him yourself, or use string or something. And as I said earlier, I believe this is very much intended to be the Alien Alien. Not the Aliens Aliens, not the Alien Cubed Alien, not any of the Aliens in Resurrection, and definitely not any of the Aliens in any of the recent, or even old, Aliens Vs Predator stuff. This is an Alien that goes right back to the source, when the Alien was at its damned scariest. As let's be honest, Aliens was a large part an Action movie. Alien was where the true pure horror of the xenomorph was beheld. 

This does Giger's amazing design a lot of justice. It looks as creepy as the result of Higurashi's freaky episodes having a child with Boogiepop's Dating Sim Episode. It has wonderful detail, and a couple translucent details even (even the back tubes have a little of it). It does kinda give you the feel of a guy in a suit, but that's what one of the original's creepiest features... How it was completely Alien, and yet... it also felt a little human...
No Laytons were hurt in the making of this Blog
It is a wonder and affordably priced figure. If you are a fan of the Original Alien Movie (and also if you are a fan of the series, full stop), you should own this figure. As it is quite unlike anything you've seen before... for this price range, at least. All my complaints pale to how much I actually love the figure. If you think you want it, then you should buy it. It is really that simple. 

Now we just need Revoltech figures of Ripley(With Power Loader), Hicks, Bishop, Aliens Alien, Queen, Predator, And oh...
Look, I'll even help!
Pred-Alien too Please! Just don't make reference to its... special abilities .... from Requiem...

And no need for Alien Cubed Alien. And no need for that.... that.... that.... Thing from resurrection. In fact, I order you never to even think about making a figure of it. Do I make myself clear? Most idiotic monster death ever....




Should be available at all the usual places, with AmiAmi being 17% off... Nice.


And one last tip.... A Black DS Lite's Stylus makes a pretty good dancing cane. But again, Blu Tack to make him actually hold it.

top hat, big daddy, class

Another Mystery Solved!

 I own a DS, a DS-lite, and a DSi-XL....
As someone who owns a DS, it is an unwritten law that I own and play a few certain games. This includes the Phoenix Wright games. It also includes the Professor Layton games...

.... Well actually that law also says I should learn out to perfectly read Japanese, so I can buy all the games, even those not localised yet, and play them, but have you seen that language? Also Importing games is expensive... And other stuff....

... But I do own, and have played to completion, the first two Professor Layton games. Apparently the UK is getting the animated film later this year too, which I view with a mix of awe and sorrow, since, well, I think the film is supposed to come after something like the fourth, fifth, or something, game.... Sooo.... 
... So hurry up Nintendo, and localise them! I don't care if puzzles are hard to translate! We're behind schedule and that film is approaching at unsafe velocities! 

But today I'm not going to write about the games, nor the anime.
Welcome, dear chap, to the Cultured Side...
Today I'm going to tell you why you need a Revoltech Professor Layton figure. It's something that should be obvious, I know, but in case it isn't, and in case you haven't ordered one yet, or heaven forbid, the thought of getting one hasn't even crossed your mind, then I shall explain all.


Revoltech figures are a line of actions figures named after the "Revoltech" joints they use, a special joint designed to allow for great Poseablity, while still having the strength to support the figure, or something. All I know is that they tend to be awesome figures...
... because of the wide amount of poses they can be put into.
... because of the cool bases they come with to allow them to be put into even more poses.
... because of the insane amount of accessories they come with.
... because they tend to still stay nicely accurate to the character/mecha/whatever they are based on.

The Layton Revoltech continues this tradition. Specially with the accessories... I mean, he has a frigging table and chair. Why does he have a table and chair? My only guess is because of his sheer awesome class. He has two cuts of tea, one for when it is placed down, and one for being held and sipped. The Saucer even fits in his other hand, and the tea in the cup for sipping is even slipping to the side... 
SLLLUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP

He also comes with book, which, yes, he can hold, and even open, and even pretend he's writing in it, since he has a Fountain Pen, which he can hold. There is something a little off though... Although Layton is quite clearly not a Japanese character (made in Japan maybe, but that's not his nationality), his book seems to be Japanese, opening the wrong way and being written into the wrong way, though it is accurate to the one that Luke holds in the image on the box front. However the one shown in the images on the boxes back, of the actual figure, show it to be a normal, left to right, English book, even the image showing the contents seems to show this. It's nothing really, just a little small thing that really isn't probably a mistake at all, and if it is, isn't much of one. Though it does mean the book doesn't quite look right when he is holding in it to write... If this is just particular to my figure, or some, and there are others with left to right books, then please tell me in a reply, as I would be interested to know. But anyway, he has a fountain pen. And he holds it. One Million Points! Right, Ryuk?
 Woah Scary! Sorry Luke...

He also comes with a custom base, which is a little... odd... It is a section of floor and a transparent tube that anchors on the floor and a few Revoltech joints can plug into to hold Layton, or any Revoltech figure really, up in any pose you want. So if you ever wondered how awesome Professor Layton would look doing a jump kick while drinking tea and reading a book, then
BAM!

And they were Kung Fu Tea Sipping- SLLLUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPPP

Here it is.

He also looks wonderfully accurate. He comes with only two expressions, "Wow, Yeppie, I'm rather damn glad right now" smile, and "Hhhhmmm damnit, I've been stuck on this one puzzle for ages now, and it is one of the ones I actually need to complete to progress... I suppose I'll just pick any and if it is wrong, reload from my last save again..." frown.

I kinda wish there were more like "I'm currently just rather glad, thanks for asking" smile, or "My God, a murder... and I think I left the Oven on! Or did I? No, false alarm." mouth agape, and "I Object To Your Face!" Frown, the latter is most missed, especially since he does come with a pointing finger...

Overruled Indeed.

These faces are both rather too simple, and the weakest feature perhaps. Still, they are good accurate sculpts.

These things I have talked about are all awesome, and already should have you putting in your orders for this figure, though I urge you to be a little more patient, as I intend to tell you a few places that you can find it on. If not then, there may be no hope for you.

However if you are a toy collector who actually likes to Collect Toys and even Play with them, rather than keep them in their boxes as... *shudder* investments, then this next feature I shall gush about will melt your heart as it melted mine.

Ladies and Gentlemen. The Top Hat comes off. And, it a rather splendid size. Behold.
Cultured Metal!

So wait, Gendo is the Doctor??!?!? Or is Light? I'm so confused!

And this one's for you, David Willis, you crazy Devil.
I bet it fits on Hot Shot and Dinobot too! Possibly... I don't have a Hot Shot to hand to try it... I have a Dinobot though... Want me to continue tests?  P.S. I totally Love Shortpacked.... In a Totally Not Gay Way.... Not that there would be anything wrong with that way...

This is why you will want to buy it. To Give Your Other Toys That Extra Class! Previously I would photoshop, ... Well more... PaintShopPro7, a top hat and monocle onto my toys, but now I have a top hat that fits them... LIKE A TOP HAT! Obviously Layton looks weird without his top hat, specially since he has pegs for the hat on top of his head, looking like weird candles strapped to the top of his head, like he's going to curse you or something... But who cares? It fits War Within Fallen. If he wasn't already on fire, then he would well and truly be on fire when he wears this hat.

One more thing that should be noted, is that as a new revoltech figure, he comes with a box to put his stuff into. Obviously the table, chair, base and top hat do not even remotely fit inside, but everything else does, assuming you have one face on him, rather than him going round like a faceless terror into the night.

Now for the three places I recommend buying.
Hobby Link Japan is a site I've been using for a long time. They're pretty nice and reliable. But... well, they have Early Bird sales, and eventually their stuff goes on REALLY nice sales... but the default pricing is a little... default.
Hobby Search has a bit nicer pricing, and a points system to get you money off with future purchases, which is nice. And they're pretty reliable.. I don't tend to notice any sales though, other than big store wide ones (like they currently have till the 30th)...
AmiAmi has the most insane pricing known to man. Seriously. This item is 17% off, but some things are even 25% off, as preorders, or newly released... However, once they're out of stock, they're gone. HLJ and HS get in new stock, but AmiAmi don't seem to do that... Which is a little weird. And one more tip. SAL is awesome. EMS is a pain. Sure EMS can arrive like in the same working week it is sent (which is bloody insane), but only is customs doesn't stop it. If it does, then, hello extra week long wait (seriously, what the hell, Customs people? It takes a week? Why?), Hello Customs Charge, and Hello extra little charge from Parcel Force for a package they have already failed to deliver in time. Seriously Parcel Force, I should be demanding you pay some of the Customs Charge for it being a week late. Well SAL goes through the royal mail, arrives in about a week (to the UK) and doesn't get any extra charge put on it, and is the cheapest sending option to start with. Works fine with HLJ, not tried it with the other two, but can't imagine it is any different. Also, this is what eBay users tend to use. And they use it well... I'll talk more about that later perhaps...



And one more thing... his head seems to fit well on other revoltech... BEHOLD EPIC LAYTON!
Epic Layton is Epic.


Farewell, till we meet again...